Sunday, December 18, 2011

Bowie


     I was thinking about David Bowie the other night, not a rare occurrence, I like his music and as a matter of fact he’s probably my favorite artist in all history.  Before I had ever known how to even articulate a single thought on the subject of music, Bowie was already in my life, sneaking in every once in a while on the radio in the Central section of these here United States.  “Space Oddity” was probably first for me, a song about an astronaut was very right up my alley, so to speak, and that one slipped in through the cracks of Styx and Led Zep and Skynyrd and E.L. fucking O.  Then I started noticing that song “Suffragette City”, my first Ziggy sighting, and on rare occasions “Rebel Rebel” rocked my freaking world, loved it when that song came on.  Buying my first Bowie record is a firm memory, I had the FINAL CUT by Floyd in my hands, influenced by a cardboard stand-up they had of some guy in British Army uniform with a knife in his back, and I had it, waited in line, and just as I got to the counter, the dude behind it asked me if I could hold on a second while he changed the album.  I said sure, and as I stood there he put LET’S DANCE on his turntable, and as he came back to the register, the first lines of guitar work on “Modern Love” kicked off, and before he could take the Floyd from my hands I said “Hang on a second” and turned around, put Pink back where he belonged, picked up the Bowie from the “B’s”, laid my money down, and never looked back.  Thank you anonymous counter-man, for steering me in the right direction.

Anyway, the deeper I went into his music the more I loved it, of course, buying everything I could of his, taping off copies from friends who had stuff, taping stuff off the radio, reading magazine articles and interviews, all kinds of crap. I was pretty down on the stuff he did after a certain point, TONIGHT was a huge disappointment, NEVER LET ME DOWN did just that, and it wasn’t until Tin Machine that I really enjoyed one of his albums, then he went on a nice little run, putting out some pretty cool albums, but nothing really hit me the same way as his music from the earlier parts of his career.  My personal favorite Bowie period is from LOW to LET’S DANCE, just some fantastic albums and live stuff from him at that time, top of his game in my eyes. I liked a lot of his early albums, too, of course, but nothing topped SCARY MONSTERS for me, that’s just my favorite piece of work he’s ever done, top to bottom love the songs and can listen to that album or any song from it almost any time. 

Lately though, and by lately I mean the last, oh, 20 years or so, I’ve kinda fallen in a rut for a while when it comes to Bowie.  I had all the albums on cd, burned them into mp3’s, but after awhile I realized I wasn’t listening to the cd’s, and had started weeding out songs that didn’t strike my fancy at a certain moment, probably late one night where the term ‘weeding’ really applies, if you know what I mean and I think you do.  So I was down to about 40 or 50 tunes of his in his catalogue, and just leaving the rest to lay fallow in my memory, as the old folks used to say. 

Bowie isn’t the only musician to suffer this fate with me, but since he’s my favorite he’s the most prominent in my mind right now.  I was thinking about a question my wife asked me recently; “Do you still listen to cds?  I don’t see you take them out much and just wondered if you still just played them sometimes.”  This was a clever ploy on her part to get me to admit that I didn’t need all those thousands of cds and maybe we could get rid of most/all of them.  It’s ok, I’ve had the thought myself, I’ve schlepped boxes and crates of those things up and down stairs, in and out of apartments, for years, I’ve cursed their existence even more than my roommates, whether they be intimate or not, but let’s not get into that. 

I’ve thought about this often too, the way I listen to music now.  I remember sitting at the end of my bed, wedged between it and the stereo stand where I had my cheap little turntable/radio/tape player-recorder and all my albums, staring at the spines or album artwork and liner notes while I listened to whatever I was obsessed with at the moment, I’ll spare you the name-dropping type of thing here and just say I have the coolest musical taste of everyone I’ve ever met.  Or haven’t met.  Just trust me, if I like it, it’s cool, if I don’t, it isn’t, real simple.  And there isn’t a true music fan who doesn’t feel exactly the same way.  And like all music fans, I could tell when an album was missing by the way it messed up the collage of album spines; a color was missing, part of a picture was out of place, so I knew when someone messed with my albums.  I freak myself out a little bit when I think back to just how obsessive I was when I was younger…



Anyway, I don’t listen to music like that anymore.  Back when you played an album, you normally played it from first song to last per side, and usually both sides, cuz if you wanted to hear one song on an album, you might as well listen to ‘em all.  Plus, I was just too damn lazy to get up and move the needle from one song to another if I didn’t want to hear it.  Now, I just hit the ‘next’ button on my iTunes player and I can skip through my whole catalogue of music on my laptop, and I’m not sure but I think something’s been lost.  I’m not quite sure even what’s been lost, but that feeling is there and I’m inclined to go with it. 

But we’ve also gained a lot too.  When cd’s hit their second cycle and had artists who were now realizing, hey, I’ve got 70 plus minutes worth of space to fill up on this disc, I’d better come up with some more songs, well, let’s throw this piece of crap that would normally be on a b-side, and charge you 18.99 for the whole frickin’ cd, well, you can kinda see why people prefer to download one song at a time.  Who can you trust these days to come out with a full album of quality songs?   The cynical side of me of course says trust no one.  I wonder which artist will announce that they’re not even going to make albums anymore, just singles for sale online, and if you want to make an album out of those singles, well, burn it your damn self. Being able to separate the wheat from the chaff, so to speak, is a good thing.

So to bring this very long and probably very boring post to an end, my purchase last year of a new laptop kind of made this whole question moot. I have enough space to dump virtually every cd I have onto my drive, and now, instead of having to save space for porn spreadsheets, I can have tens of thousands of songs  available on iTunes. I have an entire playlist of just Bowie that I can put on my iPhone and carry around with me for those boring family gatherings. I've re-discovered songs I hadn't heard in years (and on reflection, HOURS was pretty good, and TONIGHT wasn't as horrible as I remembered), and even though he's basically retired, it's almost like having new material again. Almost.


Monday, December 5, 2011

I Am Not A Geek

WARNING!! WHINY RANT COMING!!

In the past few weeks, two shows have caused me to review my claim to Geekdom; the BLIZZCON opening ceremonies on DirecTV, and the Spike Awards on the Spike TV cable channel.

I hadn't planned on watching the Spike Awards, since previous years viewings had caused me to wish I had spikes jammed deep into my eyes. Corny, clownish, and embarrassing, the past shows had all tried to be cute and funny, and failed miserably. This years was no exception, but there were a couple clever bits that sucked me in to watching for a few minutes. (Full disclosure; I dvr'd it and fast forwarded through probably 80%) One neat gimmick was, when a winner couldn't be there to accept an award, instead of just putting up a video on a screen of them giving a quick thank you speech, they would project the actors head on a head-shaped screen that would rise up out of the pool of water in the middle of the stage. Neat.

Blizzard is a video game company that makes World of Warcraft, Starcraft, and Diablo. For the past several years they've held a giant convention in California that celebrates their games and gives cosplayers another excuse to break out that home-made metal bikini or foam sword. Blizzard likes to make big announcements regarding their games during the con, and they offer the whole thing as a pay-per-view event. Like all good pushers, they give you a taste for free in the form of the opening ceremonies, broadcast live with a couple of hosts sitting at a news-type desk offering commentary between the speeches that constitute 'opening ceremonies'.

It was during the Blizzcon show that I really started to get the feeling that I was even more of an outsider than I had previously thought. For years, whenever I would see some form of entertainment that I loved being mocked by mainstream society, I just figured that my fellow geeks felt the same way I did; a combination of anger and sadness. But the more I see people who ostensibly share the same loves I do participate in events and displays that I find atrocious and borderline offensive, I guess I have to accept the fact that I'm not even a part of that group. The attendees hooting and hollering at the Spike Awards were a freak show and generally behaved in what I consider an embarrassing manner, lapping up every lame joke at their expense. I wasn't really upset with the folks at Blizzcon, but the announcers were terrible. Would it be too much to expect professional broadcast types doing a professional broadcast, not stumbling through the tele-prompter or unable to execute even the simplest of ad-libs? Bleh.

The same thing happens around Halloween every year. I love horror movies, so October should be a great month for me, but with the excellent exception of Turner Classic Movies, those 31 days are generally treated as a joke on television. It's not often you see the genre treated with any respect. And don't even get me started on comic books, a subject often treated with ridicule and derision. The Big Bang Theory is one of the worst offenders in this area.

(I had a bit on the music I listen to here, but it basically boiled down to "everything I like is cool, and everything I don't like sucks, and if you disagree you're wrong, 'cuz I'm the coolest mutherfucker I know", so maybe I'll save that for a separate post. That'll be fun & polarizing.)

Looking back over this post, I realize it seems a bit whiny and pointless, but it's frustrating to see things I value treated as worthy only of mockery. Rant over, at least until my post on Ron Santo.